This heavyweight garment-dyed tee brings slow-weekend vibes and dry humor together. The relaxed fit and soft, pre-shrunk cotton feel lived-in from the first wear. On the back, a tongue-in-cheek illustration — a sunhat-wearing raccoon lounging with coffee and a lawn chair beneath bold lettering reading “Current Special Interest: Avoiding People” — turns the shirt into a quiet declaration: choosing solitude, savoring small comforts, and laughing at life’s little social fatigue. Wear it on lazy mornings, while running errands, or layered under a flannel for outdoor chillouts. The subtle chest mark keeps the front clean and wearable while the back art does the talking when you want to keep your distance with charm.
Product features - 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, durable heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²). - Garment-dyed finish for a soft color and lived-in texture. - Relaxed, pre-shrunk fit with double-needle stitched seams for long-lasting wear. - Tubular knit (no side seams) and sewn-in label for a clean, comfortable silhouette. - Wide size range (S–4XL) and available in many colors — consult Comfort Colors 1717 size chart.
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean
